Lieutenant Mitchell

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Status: One-off

An Air Force officer at Vandenberg, red hair, sharp uniform, crisp skirt, a handshake that could end wars, who gives Uncle Rob’s class the Mission Control tour. Chino falls for her on sight. She is married, flattered, and entirely professional about the whole thing.

Description

Instant command presence: sparkling eyes, a captivating smile, and the class’s full attention the moment she enters. Handles Chino and Homeboy’s Jedi Mind Trick routine (you want to date my friend, Chino?) with warm amusement (oh! I’m sorry, but I’m married. Tell him I’m flattered, though.), and Karen’s snitching with calm, correct procedure.

Role in Volume 01

In Night School, Lieutenant Mitchell runs the Vandenberg tour: the satellite room (basketball-sized micro-sats, purpose classified), the spacesuit room, the launch itself. She’s the object of the story’s purest running gag: the boys’ escalating, hopeless devotion, from I’m in love / then I’m your Goose to the chest-and-butt tracking shots Karen catches them making. Her last beat is waving off Karen’s complaint with the military-escort rule, which is both correct and devastating.

Relationships

• Chino: her most devoted admirer; the feeling is not returned, kindly.
• Homeboy: his wingman attempt on Chino’s behalf fails as gracefully as possible.
• Karen: the complainant; Mitchell overrules her without breaking stride.
• Uncle Rob: her counterpart professional; firm handshake, mutual respect.

Notes

• Tell him I’m flattered, though. The single most graceful rejection in the volume.