Wiry Stretch Fighter

Aliases: none Status: Minor

A wiry European-American man in a crisp, traditional gi who fights Killian in the Kumité pit, bouncing “like he’d been training for this moment since third grade.” His arms stretch across the ring like rubber bands.

Description

Wiry, disciplined, traditional gi. His signature is the extended punch: an arm launching “like a rubber band of doom” straight at Killian’s face, followed by a second extended fist to the stomach. Homeboy dubs him “that skinny Mr. Fantastic dude.”

Role in Volume 01

In Big Trouble in Chinatown, he dominates Killian for most of the bout, catching a flying foot to the face early, then flattening him with a flurry of stretched kicks and punches while the Psycho Crusher still has not kicked in. Then Killian’s eyes flare white, light spills from his mouth, and a casual roundhouse launches a glowing orb that folds the stretchy man in half against the far wall. He drops unconscious before gravity finishes the job. Referee calls it: Killian, winner by divine surprise.

Relationships

  • Killian: his opponent; beats him pillar to post until the weed kicks in.

Notes

  • His arms are the only superhuman trait the text gives him; everything else is training.

Mature language & themes.

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