HR Kush Fairy

Aliases: none Status: Minor

The edibles factory’s human-resources fairy, one of the Kush Fairies staffing the plant. She has a desk, a domain, and strong feelings about both. She is a distinct speaking character, not a generic fairy.

Role in Volume 02

• Uncle Rob and the Edibles Factory: Her only appearance. Uncle Rob claims her HR office as his fortress, feet on her desk, and when the Kush uprising comes for him she is there for the fall: she gasps “Really?!” in horror as he stubs his cigar out directly on her desk’s surface, flutters after the Kush Monsters dragging him out screaming “That’s my fucking desk, you fucking heathen!”, and wails over the smoldering blemish, “How am I supposed to get that out?!” Greg pats her head and promises a new desk. She hovers mournfully over her scorched domain.

Notes

• She is unnamed in the prose. “HR Kush Fairy” is a dossier label for her role, not a canon name.
• She is kept separate from the Kush Fairies group dossier: she has a named job, a desk, and three spoken lines of her own.