Kush Monsters
Aliases: none Status: Supporting
The Kush Monsters are the four-foot-tall packing and shipping crew of Mrs. Dealer’s edibles factory in Mrs. Dealer and the Edibles Factory. They look like walking, talking nugs of marijuana: stocky, bushy green, trichome-coated bodies, tiny leafy tendrils, stubby limbs moving with surprising efficiency. They wear Mrs. Dealer’s Edibles shirts and matching hats, pack boxes, drive forklifts, and load trucks with military-grade precision. They came from the forest, same as the Kush Fairies. Per Mrs. Dealer, they can lift and carry ten times their own weight. Their foreman is Greg, a six-foot specimen built like a linebacker with a permanent stogie.
Description
Four feet of ambulatory nug: dense, leafy, green, and far stronger than they look. The warehouse runs on them.
Role in Volume 01
- Mrs. Dealer and the Edibles Factory: they work the packing warehouse under Greg while the boys train elsewhere. When the hydroponics brawl blows up, they gather with the fairies outside the windows, murmuring in confusion and fear. The HR fairy’s idea of a fitting punishment for Chino and Homeboy: bake them into edibles and feed them to the Kush Monsters.
- El Cucuy and the Nightmares: one of them drives the product van; a corrupt cop cracks a baton across the driver’s head during the traffic stop that lets the rednecks lace the shipment.
The Adventures: Volume 02
- Uncle Rob and the Edibles Factory: Cheer Uncle Rob’s factory takeover, then revolt when the distribution center stalls: they take Jaime, seize the factory floor, and drag Uncle Rob out by the arms, tossing him into the street.
Relationships
- Greg: their foreman; six feet of supervisory leafy muscle.
- Mrs. Dealer: the boss.
- Kush Fairies: the factory’s other workforce; the two crews gather together when things go wrong.
Notes
- Homeboy’s standing policy, stated in HR: “if some Kush Monster starts some shit, I’m going to finish it.”