Jesus
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Aliases: none Status: Minor
One of Uncle Rob’s Mexicans, and the one the prose individuates: trusted enough to hold the headset and the clipboard, the man Uncle Rob puts in charge when he walks away. He speaks in thick, clear English peppered with Spanish, crosses himself at the sight of a Duende, and answers to “Patrón.”
Role in Volume 02
- El Duende: His first appearance. Uncle Rob hands him the surveillance headset (“Jesus, you’re in charge. Stick to the plan”) and gets a crisp “Sí, patrón.” When Dog-Rob needs tending, Killian fetches him; Jesus kneels, strokes the dog’s fur, asks “What happen?”, and recoils at the sight of Rawr, crossing himself with “¡Ave María purísima!” and “¡No chingues! ¿Qué hacen con un pinche Duende?!” He admits he cannot help, but knows somebody who might, and dials Cesar Millan with trembling fingers.
- Uncle Rob and the Edibles Factory: Uncle Rob’s second-in-command for the factory occupation. He whistles the crew through the dispensary’s back room, warns of a possible insurgency in the HR office, and runs the war-room briefings: Pedro knocked out by gas, Jaime taken by the Kush Monsters, the fairies poised to move next. When the plan collapses he asks the only question left: “What do we do, Patrón?”
- The Return of Dos Santos: Answers Uncle Rob’s sharp whistle with a few Mexicans at purposeful strides, and takes the order to look after an injured Chino: “Take care of this kid. Let me know how he does.”
- The Emperor of the Universe: Approaches Uncle Rob in work boots and a tool belt, iPad in hand, to deliver the news nobody wants: the Emperor of the Universe is paying Earth an unannounced visit.