The Jiggly Room

Aliases: none Status: Major

The Jiggly Room is Mr. Bitches’ new venue: a strip club with stages, VIP rooms, an elevated office, and cells underneath it. After his organic-duplication enterprise collapses, this is his successor operation — new building, new business model, same villain. It is not a proven renaming of the Emporium, so it keeps its own entry.

Description

The club presents itself as an ordinary high-end strip club that just opened: stages and dancers on the main floor, private dances in the VIP room, and above it all Mr. Bitches’ office, fronted by a window through which he watches the floor like a man surveying his kingdom. Freja stands at his shoulder as muscle and enforcer.

The hospitality is the trap. Drinks arrive “on the house, compliments of the owner,” and the complimentary pour is drugged. Guests who accept wake up in cold stone cells under dim light, with nothing but a PA system for company — through which Mr. Bitches delivers his terms. The cell doors yield to bobby pins, provided anyone thinks to ask the resident lockpick.

The reveal at the climax: the dancers are not dancers. They are Mr. Bitches’ next-generation sex robots — Mr. Bitches’ Sex Robots — “specially programmed to seduce and sexually satisfy every desire,” per their owner. They take orders, they charge, and they come apart into metal limbs, oil, and sparking parts when Lucy gets hold of a sword.

Role in Volume 02

  • Lucy Ex Machina: Its only appearance, and it makes it count. Lucy proposes a crew night out at the new strip club that just opened; Mary Jane — “Hell yeah! I haven’t worked at that one yet” — is in. The crew rolls in: Chino, Homeboy, Mary Jane, Sarah Yazzie, Killian, and Lucy.
  • From the office window, Mr. Bitches watches them enter and fixates on two things: revenge on Chino and Homeboy, and Lucy — “that magnificent creature,” whom he resolves to possess.
  • On the floor, complimentary drinks arrive “on the house, compliments of the owner.” Sarah, Lucy, and Killian drink; they wake in the cells. Over the PA, Mr. Bitches names his price: Lucy dances for him, forever, and the rest go free.
  • Lucy agrees to dance, buying time. Homeboy produces bobby pins from his hair and picks the cell lock open — a skill he has apparently had “that long,” to Sarah’s fury. The crew slips out to watch from the shadows.
  • Lucy takes the stage dressed like a literal angel, spots her freed friends, and refuses. Mr. Bitches reveals the dancers are machines and sets them on her by remote. Killian arcs a sheathed sword across the room; Lucy catches it mid-spin and makes it part of the routine — metal limbs fly, heads roll, oil sprays the stage. Freja, the last to fall, goes down beneath the blade. Sparking limbs and twitching parts are all that remain.
  • Mr. Bitches applauds in stunned slow claps. “Who are you?” Lucy stands tall. “I’m the Devil.” He agrees. Back at the apartment, Mary Jane is declared never to work at the Jiggly Room. Sarah and Lucy reconcile.

Relationships

  • Mr. Bitches’ Emporium of Sex: the predecessor operation. Same proprietor, different building, different machinery — organic pods there, mechanical robots here. Successor, not a renaming.
  • Mr. Bitches’ Sex Robots: the club’s true workforce and its final defense, destroyed onstage.
  • Mr. Bitches: owner and operator; watches from the elevated office.
  • Lucy: the night’s headliner, by coercion and then by choice.

Notes

  • Successor operation, not a proven renaming of the Emporium: independent layout (stages, VIP rooms, elevated office, cells), changed business model. Do not merge the two entries.
  • Keep this venue separate from the unnamed club whose owner Mr. Bitches coerces in the following story.
  • Freja’s status at the end is ambiguous: she falls last among the destroyed machines, but the brief keeps Freja in the character entries rather than the robot entry. This page does not resolve what she was.
  • Street address and location relative to the old Emporium are never established.

Mature language & themes.

© Chino & Homeboy